More Junk in the Trunk?

TigerBites — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 19:16:19 +0100

Fake it till you make it.

Or just fake it.

If you want to give your chest area, get a push up bra.....and now its damn near impossible to get non-push up bras.

If you want longer, flowing locks, buy them!

Nails don't quite cut the mustard? Get acrylics.

Want to be able to flutter your lashes like you 'were born with it'? Go to Jinny Lash.

If you want to change your eye colour, get coloured contacts!

Take care of your silhouette with some suffocating Spanx!

You can never be good enough, you need to be the better photoshopped version of you. All the time!

Far from the age old question "Does my ass look big in this?" Sir Mix-A-Lot and the prominence of porn star/Barbie Doll looking people on every single TV show, music video and a few years later the question is "Does my ass look big enough?"

Bring on the Booty Pop!

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More Junk in the Trunk?